impalatalia:

francis asking arthur out and arthur turns to look at him and says in a simon cowell voice ‘its a no from me’

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

feng-huang:

vriskanon:

people of earth

i present to you

studioDEENstuck

“MY FAMILY”

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

hellomynameispotatoes:

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

sweet-land-of-libertea:

An assortment of kisses from Uzura’s new log~  (´∀｀*人)

(I feel like I’ve passed some sort of linguistic rite of passage, getting 確認 out of this….ᕦ(ಥωಥᕦ ) )

  

source: pixiv

despairtanaka:

the great

thylaa:

no but can we talk about that k/s fanfic article illustration

• ‘dammit jim not again!!!!1!’
• ‘ze keptain and commander are- Боже мой!!’
• ‘NOT MY BOYFRIEND YOU BITCH!!!’
• and then there’s sulu

stelmarias:

the only acceptable reason to hate pepper potts is because you love pepper potts too much